like an organ and willingness to die alone level fucks
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
!!!! i’m happy if the pizza guy remembers to deliver my pizza at all.
….Shawn and Gus work with food trucks, Marlowe is back which means Kristy Swanson returns plus lots of Carlowe baby happy moments! Only four new episodes of Psych left so if living in the USA please watch Psych live over all other shows! Embrace watching live while we can!
Last week’s ratings were so disappointing I don’t want it to happen again this week. Everybody on the show puts their hearts, minds, bodies, blood, sweat, tears and love into every episode of Psych, the least Psych-Os can do is watch new episodes when they air. But we can do much more than just that! It shouldn’t be “Why should I bother?” it should be “What can I do to make these last few episodes and the last season of Psych special?” Watch new episodes live, tweet with cast/writers/directors, record episodes, rewatch new episodes as many times possible on DVRs, On Demand, download on iTunes, Amazon Instant and Google Play. Talk about Psych with everyone you know/see, wear your Psych gear out, and thank cast, crew, writers & directors! Make these last episodes count! Thanks! #PsychForever #PsychOsForLife
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
i wonder what would happen if your farted on it.
so like, hypercolor tshirts are back in bench form? instead of your nervous teen showing now you see how big your ass is and how long you’ve been sitting in that seat?